Facebook Status Updates

  • Thursday, November 8, 2012

I have wanted to do this for a while: Fill up about 600 words with Facebook status updates. Keeping out the profane of course, and anything that falls under the TMI heading, I put together updates from the last week. These are totally random and in reverse chronological order.
So here goes nothing.
So... Taylor Swift is single... AGAIN... She can put on makeup but she can't cover up crazy...
I sneezed while sucking on a breath mint ... Still looking for the breath mint.
Any day that starts with a side order of bacon is a good day... Still, I can tell right now this stuff is going to make me sick...
Scratching my back... the world's first and greatest invention... a sharp stick.
Some days are a waste of clean underwear... with that thought in mind...
Oh Dark Thirty and I'm awake. And last night I even watched Rock of Ages. Too over the top. I don't do plays ... or musicals.
Furbies... the name given to the hair growing out of and off your ears...
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Popcorn for dinner... GAK!
I'm tired of cheese... grilled cheese... mac and cheese... grits and cheese... I'm tired of pasta... I'm tired of popcorn... I want REAL FUDE... 36 hours and it's the Shoney's Breakfast Bar for me...
What's on my mind... waiting for the voices to stop talking long enough to tell me...
On a side note ... how much water is an appropriate amount for one packet of hot cocoa mix? Apparently it is significantly less than what would fill a regularly sized coffee cup.
So... Scarlett Johansson is single ...
Hitting the couch for the night... a little Big Bang Theory and then a little Game 7 NLCS, flipping between innings with Monday Night Football. What viewing pleasure...oh yeah... and on AMC a Halloween Marathon. How am I to choose?
Walking Dead ... yeah, baby.
A 5K race with zombies? I'd get in shape for this ...
The New York Jets gave Tom Brady a minute and 37 seconds to tie the score or win the game... that's a minute and 36 seconds too many.
I've decided... I want snow this year... lots of it.
When Dallas and Carolina is your football viewing choice... you start sifting through On Demand...
So I'm getting really irritated with the sluggishness of the Internet this morning... and when I get irritated with the sluggishness of the Internet, I pound the ENTER key repeatedly until the stupid thing does what I want it to ... lock up.
When there's nothing to do you go to bed early on a Saturday night. When you go to bed early on a Saturday night you wake up at 6 AM on Sunday morning. Don't go to bed early on Saturday nights ...
Nothing will stick in a person's craw like a missed opportunity...
I should have bought candy… not that I would have given it to anyone… I just should have bought candy.


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