I love you, Mother UPDATED

Wednesday, May 14, 2014 9:23 a.m.

My mother had a small head. I know that because I知 wearing her floppy sun hat. I知 wearing her floppy sun hat because she left it to me when she died on April 25.

I love you, Mother

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 9:41 p.m.

My mother had a small head. I know that because I知 wearing her floppy sun hat. I知 wearing her floppy sun hat because she left it to me when she …

I love you, Mother

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 2:29 p.m.

My mother had a small head. I know that because I知 wearing her floppy sun hat. I知 wearing her floppy sun hat because she left it to me when she …

Men: At least they smell nice

Friday, May 9, 2014 3:16 p.m.

I love my husband, and he loves me. But there are things about him預nd men in general葉hat leave me stumped.

Thoughts on the unfairer sex

Thursday, May 8, 2014 2:40 p.m.

I love my husband, and he loves me. But there are things about him - and men in general - that leave me stumped.

It痴 a good thing they smell nice ...

Tuesday, May 6, 2014 10:47 p.m.

I love my husband, and he loves me. But there are things about him預nd men in general葉hat leave me stumped.

Fun with 選nsanity

Saturday, May 3, 2014 2:22 p.m.

I like to think of myself as a dedicated runner. I also like to think of myself as a six-foot tall redheaded showgirl, so we can see where this is going.

The joys of 選nsanity UPDATED

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:01 a.m.

I like to think of myself as a dedicated runner. I also like to think of myself as a six-foot tall redheaded showgirl, so we can see where this is going.

The joys of 選nsanity UPDATED

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:01 a.m.

I like to think of myself as a dedicated runner. I also like to think of myself as a six-foot tall redheaded showgirl, so we can see where this is going.

A week to celebrate ...

Tuesday, April 15, 2014 9:06 p.m.

It痴 National Library Week! Go kiss a librarian. Or not--s/he might not appreciate being smooched at the circulation desk. Maybe we should take them cupcakes. Or hug it out. Or both.

I’ll never understand you guys

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:02 p.m.

I've been alive for more than half a century. You'd think that's long enough for menfolk to make sense, but no.

Men: Can稚 live with 粗m ... UPDATED

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:21 p.m.

I致e been alive for more than half a century. You壇 think that痴 long enough for menfolk to make sense, but no.

Well that was embarrassing!

Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:01 a.m.

There are two things I fear: 1) Dying and 2) Being embarrassed. And there痴 a difference between looking foolish and feeling stupid.

Life痴 most embarrassing moments UPDATED

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 8:15 a.m.

There are two things I fear: 1) Dying and 2) Being embarrassed. And there痴 a difference between looking foolish and feeling stupid.

Reflections on Lux, Sam, Chester and Mel Gibson UPDATED

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Heard about the cat in Oregon that terrorized his humans until they barricaded themselves into a bedroom?

Headache remedies from Julie

Thursday, March 13, 2014 12:01 a.m.

I have a headache. I never get headaches; in 53 years I致e had maybe three. I just don稚 get them. (My husband says I give them揺ardeeharhar!)

Headache? Try this ...

Wednesday, March 12, 2014 12:01 a.m.

I have a headache. I never get headaches; in 53 years I致e had maybe three. I just don稚 get them. (My husband says I give them揺ardeeharhar!)

銑ieutenant Dan! You got legs!

Thursday, March 6, 2014 12:01 a.m.

One day I知 going to write a book called 典hings My Husband Says. Chapters will be divided by topics, such as 擢ood, 展ife痴 Hair, 擢orrest Gump, and 釘est Friends (which is not about me.)

What we learned from the ice

Wednesday, February 19, 2014 12:01 a.m.

The only thing more fun than being trapped indoors during the 2014 Ice Festival was being trapped indoors without electricity, running water, wine or chocolate.

Can you repeat that?

Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:01 a.m.

If you池e around me for longer than 15 minutes, you値l notice I say 展hat? a lot. Also, 摘xcuse me? or 撤ardon or 滴uh? As a last resort I say, 的 wear two hearing aids and it sounds like you池e asking me to feed your hamster in Fuji.

Excuse me?

Wednesday, February 12, 2014 12:01 a.m.

If you池e around me for longer than 15 minutes, you値l notice I say 展hat? a lot. Also, 摘xcuse me? or 撤ardon or 滴uh? As a last resort I say, 的 wear two hearing aids and it sounds like you池e asking me to feed your hamster in Fuji.

Julie痴 column of quotes (and movies)

Thursday, February 6, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Sometimes when I sit down to open a vein I mean, write a column my mind is skittering all over the place and I can稚 decide on a topic. So today you get mind skitter stuff.

Good quotes and bad movies

Wednesday, February 5, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Sometimes when I sit down to open a vein悠 mean, write a column洋y mind is skittering all over the place and I can稚 decide on a topic. So today you get mind skitter stuff.

Random thoughts from Julie

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Random thoughts while trying to select new bathroom wallpaper and feeling stabby:

Julie痴 善eaceable Kingdom

Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Most of us have probably seen 典he Peaceable Kingdom, painted by 19th century American folk artist (and devout Quaker) Edward Hicks. He painted at …

The gang at Crazy Acres

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Most of us have probably seen “The Peaceable Kingdom,” painted by 19th century American folk artist (and devout Quaker) Edward Hicks. …

Julie痴 own 善eaceable Kingdom

Wednesday, January 22, 2014 12:01 a.m.

Most of us have probably seen 典he Peaceable Kingdom, painted by 19th century American folk artist (and devout Quaker) Edward Hicks. He painted at …

A long – and successful – day

Wednesday, January 15, 2014 3:18 p.m.

Surgery is a funny thing. They put you to sleep, cut you open, sew you up and hold you hostage.

A long day at the hospital

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 2:36 p.m.

Surgery is a funny thing. They put you to sleep, cut you open, sew you up and hold you hostage.

Celebrate the day your way

Wednesday, December 25, 2013 11:14 p.m.

Yo, ho, here痴 Christmas! I hope your day is filled with joy. Whether you woke up surrounded by people or with a cat purring on your chest, please know that you are loved.

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